dwellberd:

kelagon:

Turn Off Tumblr Live Tuesday

ALT

(via much-the-millers-kid)

whalepunk:

poetrylesbian:

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

Impressive to me that no one said the same thing twice

(via lifeastheteenagersseeit)

podcastwizard:

kawaiite-mage:

your stomach acid is lonely feed it entire french press full of undiluted cold brew

(via lifeastheteenagersseeit)

prettyaveragewhiteshark:

manywinged:

why does the chain by fleetwood mac go so hard there’s no beat drop or anything just a guitar/bass instrumental and lyrics that absolutely fuck

(via lifeastheteenagersseeit)

misviciosycaprichos:

ladyshinga:

One of my coworkers likes to do this thing where he out-conspiracies people. He said a customer went up to him and gave him shit over his mask saying that covid wasn’t even real and a mask wouldn’t do anything and my coworker went, “You think I’m wearing this because of covid???? The fake disease that doesn’t exist?? Nah man. Look around you. You see all the cameras? The government is tracking you. I wear this mask to beat the government.”

The dude left pretty rattled and I was doubled over laughing because that was pretty genius.

We work in a grocery store.

(via lifeastheteenagersseeit)

fallenangelvictorious:

princessprouvaire:

betanoiz:

princessprouvaire:

also as a 22yr old who has been on tumblr basically daily for the last six years or so

i’m thinking it’s time to start weaning myself off of this goddamn shitstorm of a website

how’s that going bestie

Sometimes time stamps really do add to the joke

(via lifeastheteenagersseeit)

aflo:

memeartisan:

(via pussymayhem)

sooooootiiireddd:

sandmandaddy69:

I will not hide this

(via hirosensei)

coughloop:

And is that waify little idiot hiding behind you your boyfriend or are you being haunted by some sort of spectral ghool?

(via caterpillar-titty)

cowsfae:

saintluvly:

lordvast:

saintluvly:

LOVE IS THE WHOLE POINT. OF IT ALL

Tell me more about life 17 year old on the internet

ok die alone then idc

(via lewvithur)

brucespringsteendotcom:

brucespringsteendotcom:

the way seals move on land is so special evolution really outdid herself with that one

Originally posted by blondebrainpower

this is what peak performance looks like

(via justsomerandomgaynerd)

randomitemdrop:

inauspicious-augury:

I’m just glad that we as a society have finally accepted that Dracula is really a tits out kind of vampire

Item: Sexy Vampire Singlet with attached cape

(via supergalatic-cat)

animentality:

(via my-dark-happy-place)

epersonae:

fjeldmouse:

fridgebride:

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